Hear ye hear ye members of FFSM. We are the true followers of that which is the presence of Him, The Flying Spaghetti Monster. His Noodly Appendage hath toucheth-ed me early this morning with the creation of His club. He calls upon you to draw a picture of your character in full Pirate Regalia for the first ever contest in His Name.
Contest will last until Next Monday, January 23 2005.
He, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, shall giveth prizes to 1st-3rd place.
All winners will be drawn in a group picture by His disciple Renner.
In addition, 1st place will recieve a place in the administration of the Club.
He, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, also wishes to inform you that you should place a link to the club at the bottom of journals in order to spread His word.
Lastly, We would like to thank Brother Gofthick for creating a background and table wrap for the club. Shall His Noodly Appendage be with Him.
We have gathered here to acknowledge our love and understand of Him, The Flying Spaghetti Monster. If you still are not aware of His presence, feel free to visit His official page of Birth here.