Ya'lls robots. Ya'lls need repairs and shit, but chu don' know when you get repaired and shit.
The Mothafuckin' Black Baron is here t' help.
Here ya send yo busted ass in, I give ya a temp body to walk and talk 'round in. But chu ass can't fight back for th' while ya in it. SO STAY TH' HELL OUTTA FIGHTS!
I examine chu by how bad yo is, and wit dat, tell you how long yo outta commission.
SO ALL BOTS AND MECHS AND TOASTERS GIT YO ASS OVER HERE!