kunoichininja: Welcome back! While we were at commercial Gaara was in a sound-proof booth while we asked what Termari and Kankuro thought of him. Lets bring out Gaara.

Crowd: *goes wild*

Gaara: *sits down*

kunoichininja: Lets play the tape.

Kankuro on tape: What do I think of Gaara? Well HE HAS A PROBLEM!!!! Dude I don't think we're related. If I ever catch him asleep I'll kill him. I will.

Temari on tape: I'm scared to live in the same house as him! I'm even scared to be with in a 100 mile radius. *cries* I want my life back!

Gaara: I'll kill you!!!! First I'll start with Kankuro! Then you Temari!

Temari and Kankuro: AHHHHHHH!!!!

kunoichininja: Wait! We have to do something first. *pushes button, stage flips to arena* Ok! Now we can do it!!!! Ready? Fight!

-Cuts to commercial

kunoichininja: Welcome back!!!! I don't want to miss it so lets get on with the fight!

annoucer: In this corner, the murderess, merciless, Gaara!!!!

crowd: *goes wild*

announcer: And in this corner the two nitwits who challenged Gaara, the cowards, Temari and Kankuro!!!!

Crowd: * Chants Your gonna die! Your gonna die!*

annoucer: LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!!!

Crowd: *wildly screaming*

Referee: Ok you know the rules. Ready. Set. Fight!

Gaara: *demon releases* AHHHHH!!!!! I'M READY MY PREY!!

Temari and Kankuro: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *Runs*

Gaara: *Throws sand kunai breaks camera*

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2 hours later....

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kunoichininja: Sorry about that, *looks at Temari and Kankuro laying half dead on the floor* could we get an ambulance for them? Ok.

Ambulance guy: Oh my god hurry! They're losing to much blood! *loads them up and drives away*

kunoichininja: Well lets get the stage back. *pushes button turns back in to stage* Ok well we've had a very very exiciting day. Tune in next time for a very speacial guest!

-Music plays goes off air