Well that's because my political base is not made up of homosexuals and other deviants, Barry. But I tell you one flash of Mrs. Palin's cleavage and I'd have half of SheezyArt rallying with us.

But I'm not going to stoop to your level of crass sex appeal and fancy conventions. The money you have spent on this kind of campaigning is outrageous. Maybe you should tax yourself and your campaign as much as you plan to tax middle- to high-income earners and businesses in the United States, and we'll see how well you do in the polls.