Thank you all for reading, even if you aren't reading (I'll make sure you will, sometime in the very imminent future).
In order to get the artwork proverbially flowing, I ask that any members first submit a "gift" to the gallery before anything else.
Things That Count as Gifts:
1) A drawing of a dessert that looks so deliciously sugary it could possibly kill you with only a single spoonful
2) A drawing of a piece of furniture or home-accessory that fits the Aesthetic Movement standards
3) A cloud (not a drawing or photo of one; an actual, honest-to-goodness cloud)
5) A drawing of anything else you think I -and the rest of the Society, for that matter- would like as a gift (dildos do not count and the submission of such will result in the return of the gift in a most unpleasant fashion)
Hello, and welcome to the homepage of the Oscar Wilde Teapot Society. It was high-time SheezyArt gained a club dedicated to the most fantastic, beautiful, talented, and corpulent (look it up) fellow to ever walk the Earth: Me! Oscar Wilde!
So, in conclusion, feel free to join and profess your undying love for me and my fat butt.
(PS: Everyone who wishes to join will be required to submit a housewarming-gift. Details in the blog.)