So I was at a video store in the mall with some friends recently. There was pretty much a whole corner dedicated to Twilight fancrap. We all went "ew" and of course had to check it out due to morbid curiosity, just to see, you know, how many everyday objects you can plaster Eddiekins' face on.
And then I saw it. A cardboard stand-up of Edward Cullen. He had a price tag around his neck and there was a stack of packaged stand-ups next to him. The tag read:
"Take me home tonight! $16.99"
Pics or it didn't happen, I know, but my camera batteries were dead. Terrible luck. Whenever I see something Failblog-worthy, I either don't have my camera, or it's dead... xD
But anyway, I just had to share that experience with my fellow antis.
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