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Twilight Sucks Club -> CLUBlog From Oct 12th 2009, 12:00AM

Edward is a prostitute, apparently
Posted by LittleWing

So I was at a video store in the mall with some friends recently. There was pretty much a whole corner dedicated to Twilight fancrap. We all went "ew" and of course had to check it out due to morbid curiosity, just to see, you know, how many everyday objects you can plaster Eddiekins' face on.

And then I saw it. A cardboard stand-up of Edward Cullen. He had a price tag around his neck and there was a stack of packaged stand-ups next to him. The tag read:

"Take me home tonight! $16.99"

Pics or it didn't happen, I know, but my camera batteries were dead. Terrible luck. Whenever I see something Failblog-worthy, I either don't have my camera, or it's dead... xD

But anyway, I just had to share that experience with my fellow antis.

Oct 12th 2009, 12:00AM

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Edward is a prostitute, apparently

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Silico Says: (Oct 12th 2009, 7:45PM)

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I find this to be full of win. I didn't get the title, or understand what you were on about until I read what the price tag said... But jeez I would have liked to have seen that! I suppose, if you want, I can say... Edward est une prostituée.

But, yes- this, I laughed really hard at- I thank you for sharing! xD

Cookiemaster0 Says: (Oct 12th 2009, 7:53PM)

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LOL. Wow...that is a fail.

Ew...just like Hot Topic...you go there and there's a whole section dedicated to Twilight....the good thing is that that section is getting smaller every time i go in there...there used to me a ton of crap for it.